I BET YOU CANT FIND - 5 BREAKFAST HUMAN ORCHESTRA

Nick Hamman is looking for the 5 Breakfast Human Orchestra.

NAURYZ CELEBRATIONS IN KAZAKHSTAN (25 MARCH 2025)

Nick Hamman is remembers a story of the Nauryz celebrations in Kazakhstan.

THE VEGETABLE ORCHESTRA (25 MARCH 25)-01

The Vegetable Orchestra’s Guinness World Record. Unique Musical Concept – The Vegetable Orchestra, an 11-member group from Vienna, Austria, plays instruments entirely carved from fresh vegetables, including carrot recorders, cucumberphones, radish bass flutes, and leek violins. Unconventional Sounds – Their instruments produce distinctive, often animal-like or abstract sounds, offering a musical experience unlike traditional instruments.

HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU (25 MARCH 2025)

Presented by Thabo, this segment delivers a humorous and unique take on the weird, wacky, and risqué news of the day. It adds a playful twist to current events, making news consumption entertaining.

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (25MARCH25)

From casting spells to casting shadows, Her magic evolved from wands to words. 'Look at Her Now' - the girl who was 'Good For You', Became the woman who needed 'Nobody' to prove her worth. Can you guess who this celebrity is?

I BET YOU CANT FIND (25 MARCH 2025)

Nick Hamman is looking for people that know someone who is living a double life.

MONEY MONDAYS - DEBT REVIEW (THULI MAGUBANE)

5 YEARS SINCE COVID-19 LOCKDOWN

March 23 marked five years since South Africa entered one of the strictest Covid-19 lockdowns in the world

WAR CRY CHAPIONSHIP - PARKTOWN BOYS HIGH (24 MARCH 2025)

Nick chats to a school that has entered the war cry championship.

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (24 MARCH 2025)

Who is this radiant queen, a woman whose crown is not just a symbol of beauty but a beacon of change? With a voice that champions equality and a presence that commands the global stage, she’s a symbol of grace, strength, and unyielding purpose. From the rolling hills of the Eastern Cape to the world’s brightest spotlight, can you guess this iconic figure, whose name is whispered in the halls of empowerment?

5FM WAR CRY CHAMPIONSHIP - WESTVILLE BOYS HIGH (21 MARCH 2025)

5 BREAKFAST THIS DAY IN HISTORY QUIZ (21 MARCH 2025)

The 5 Breakfast team battles it out to see who remembers what happened on the show this week.

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (21 MARCH 2025)

Who is this queen of the court, a woman whose power and precision have redefined  he game? With a legacy built on grit, grace, and an unyielding will to win, she’s a symbol of excellence and resilience. From the sun-soaked courts of her youth to the grandest stages of the sport, can you guess this iconic figure, whose name is whispered in the halls of greatness?

WAR CRY CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERS 2024 - ST STITHIANS GIRLS JOINS US IN STUDIO

PAP AND POLITICS - CLAYSON MONYELA (DIRCO SPOKESPERSON) (20 MARCH 2025)

I BET YOU CANT FIND - HARRY PORTER - HOUSES (20 MARCH 2025)

ARE WE GETTING DUMBER_ (20 MARCH 2025)

The idea that human intelligence is on the decline might sound like a dystopian exaggeration, but recent research suggests there’s more truth to it than we’d like to admit. Cognitive skills like problem-solving, critical thinking, information processing, and even basic concentration are reportedly weakening across age groups globally.

WHATS THE NEXT WILL IT YANO? - WAR CRY (20 MARCH 2025)

Which War Cry should be used for the next Will It Yano?

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (20 MARCH 2025)

This celebrity is a master of diplomacy and intellect, a woman who has carried the weight of a nation’s hopes on her shoulders. From her early days nurturing the seeds of knowledge to her current role as a bridge between nations, her journey is one of courage, leadership, and unparalleled dedication. Who is this iconic figure, whose name is synonymous with the spirit of progress and unity?

SLEGS AFRIKAANS - PERSVERKLARING (BY ARD MATTHEWS)

Front man of legendary South African band 'Just Jinjer', and talented musician Ard Matthews shares his favourite Afrikaans word on today's edition of 'Slegs Afrikaans'

A DOLL’S LIFE- CONFESSIONS OF A QUARTER-LIFE CRISIS (GUESTS - LARA TOSELLI AND MICAELA JADE TUCKER)

What happens when your quarter-life crisis hits harder than expected? A Doll’s Life: Confessions of A Quarter Life Crisis is a Hilarious and Unfiltered Solo Show written and performed by Micaela Jade Tucker. Directed by Lara Toselli.

I BET YOU CANT FIND (19 MARCH 2025)

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (19 MARCH 2025)

He’s a man of few words but immense impact, a figure whose presence in the arena is as commanding as it is inspiring. With a career marked by moments of brilliance in the tight five and sheer determination in the breakdown, his story is one of triumph and tenacity. Can you name this South African sports star, whose name is whispered with reverence in the world of athletic prowess?

BET YOU CAN'T FIND - SCHOOL RULES

School rules that just don't make sense.

FAKE NEWS (18 MARCH 2024)

The news that wasnt.

IN THE CLUB WE’RE ALL FAM (18 MARCH 2025)

The club just opened and the only way to gain entry is by successfully being recognised by the Club’s Bouncers who have been instructed to only allow celebrities into the club. 

MONEY MONDAYS - CONSOLIDATING DEBT (17 MARCH 2025) (WITH LEAH JAZZ)

Xoli Zondo, The Money Babies and Thuli Magubane chat what is debt consolidation.

MARLIS MOTIVATION MONDAYS - JAMES (17 MARCH 2025)

For this week's dose of motivation, friend of the show, little James van Biljon gives the 5Nation a dose of inspiration for the week, like only he can.

FAKE NEWS (17 MARCH 2025) (WITH LEAH JAZZ)

The News that wasn't...

IN THE CLUB WE’RE ALL FAM (17 MARCH 2025)

IT”S JUST AFTER 6AM AND THE CLUB JUSYT OPENED. The only way to gain entry is by successfully being recognised by the Club’s Bouncers who have been instructed to only allow celebrities into the club.

I BET YOU CANT FIND - MVP OF BAD DECISIONS

Leah Jazz is looking for someone that is the MVP Bad Decisions.

TEAM SUPRISE (14 MARCH 2025)

A listener has a surprise for the team.

GAME ON – WOZA WEEKEND - GAVIN HUNT

Xoli Zondo chats to coach Gavin Hunt to celebrate his milestone of 1000+ Matches as PSL Coach.

BET YOU CANT FIND - THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON

Nick Hamman is looking for someone that thinks they are the most awkward person in the world.

WILL IT YANO_ WAR CRY - THABO BALOYI

Thabo Baloyi created a War Cry for the University he went to. Will this War Cry Yano?

5B ON THIS DAY POP QUIZ (14 MARCH 2025)

The 5 Breakfast team battles it out to see who remembers what happened this week.

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (14 MARCH 2025)

This celebrity is a paradox of innocence and strength, a woman whose story is as dark as it is enchanting. From her near death escape to her awakening, her journey is one of danger, friendship, and ultimate triumph. Who is this iconic figure, whose name is etched in the annals of storytelling?

PAP AND POLITICS - PROPOSED BUDGET - XHANTI PAYI (ECONOMIST) (13MARCH2025)

Thabo Baloyi chatsto Economist Xhanti Payi about the proposed budget that was delivered yesterday.

JEREMY LOOPS ON 5 BREAKFAST (13MARCH2025)

Jeremy left for the EU & UK right after the release of the album for a phenomenal tour, which is why he’s only doing his album media trip now – pls ask Jer- emy about what the EU and UK tour was like. Jeremy is heading back to Joburg in May for a concert and is in studio to chat about it all.

BET YOU CANT FIND - PULLED YOURSELF BACK

Nick Hamman is looking for stories of people that have pulled themselves from rock bottom.

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (13MARCH2025)

This celebrity is a sonic disruptor, a woman who bends genres and breaks barriers with every verse. Her music is a kaleidoscope of raw emotion and unapologetic truth, from the streets to the streaming charts. With tracks that feel like a 'Persuasive' call to action and a 'Crazy' burst of energy, who is this trailblazer, whose name is whispered in the underground and shouted from the rooftops?

WAR CRY CHAMPIONSHIPS - BATTLE OF THE BREAKFAST CREW (12MARCH2025)]

The 5 Breakfast team with their own war cries hyping their Universities.

HAMMY THE RAPPER

I BET YOU CANT FIND - HAD TO HIDE (12MARCH2025)

Nick Hamman is looking for someone that for any reason had to hide from someone.

SLEGS AFRIKAANS (12 MARCH 2025)

Celebrating the Afrikaans language by sharing words that lack direct English translations. It appeals to Afrikaans speakers while also educating a broader audience about the rich- ness of the language.

GUESS THE CELEBRITY 12MARCH25

With a duty unseen but a burden worn, he walks a path where the past is reborn. From the seeds he planted to the symbols he bears, his story is one of patience and cares. Who is this figure, with a lineage so vast, a keeper of traditions, from future to past?

5FM WAR CRY CHAMPIONSHIP - BATTLE OF THE BREAKFAST CREW (11MARCH2025)

The 5FM War Cry Championship returns for its second year. 5 Breakfast team to complete with their own war cries?

I BET YOU CANT FIND - SECRETS (11MARCH2025)

Nick Hamman is looking for someone with a secret they want to anonymously share.

HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU (11MARCH2025)

Presented by Thabo, this segment delivers a humorous and unique take on the weird, wacky, and risqué news of the day. It adds a playful twist to current events, making news consumption entertaining.

BUDGET 2025-26 2.0 (11MARCH2025)

The revised 2025 Budget is set to be presented by the Minister of Finance on 12 March 2025

GUESS THE CELEBRITY (11MARCH2025)

This celebrity is a master of duality, a man who thrives in the shadows while basking in the spotlight. From the depths of a volcano’s lair to the heights of a skyscraper’s edge, his missions are as legendary as his style. Who is this icon, whose name is synonymous with danger, charm, and a golden touch?

BAD PRESS FOR ROYAL AM

HUBBY GOT A BIG BONUS

BUNKING WORK JUST BECAUSE

STARTING ON A CLEAN SLATE

ALL MOKHABA'S MATTER

DON'T SAY MY ANSWER OUT LOUD

WOZA WEEKEND WITH JONO VILACA

SHABZI WILL BUY THE CLUB FOR US

AN UNHAPPY MASCOT

CLEAN SWEEP GUESSES

I THINK IT'S NONSENSE

THABO'S BISCUITS

I AM NOT AROUND

BUZZ WORD TIMES

ALL WISE & ALL KNOWING

THE RISE OF BRIBES IN SOUTH AFRICA

FOSTER MOHALE

HANDS OF TIME

THIS COUNTRY IS A MOVIE

INLOVE WITH BEN 10

FEELING GOOD

HUMANS AND BANANAS SHARE THE SAME DNA

IT WASN'T A REAL RELATIONSHIP

WHO IS ENIS

THE COLOUR I'M WEARING IS...

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN THOUGH

THE ELEPHANT IN DENMARK

WEARING THE WRONG UNDERWEAR

THABO IS SELLING HIS UNDERWEAR

XOLI APOLOGIZES FOR MESSING IT UP

NICK OPPOSES XOLI

THE MOST DISLIKED OF ALL TIME

ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED

WISHING YOU A BLESSED ONE

KITINKA ON THE STAND

THULI MAGUBANE ON MERGERS & ACQUISITIONS

XOLI WINS AN INTERNAL ROUND OF BUZZ WORD

MARLI'S BACK WITH A BANG

SCULPTURING WITH COW MASH

THE CLEAN STORIES

BATTLING WITH ADDICTION

THE CELEBRITY OF THE DAY IS...

MARLI'S MONDAY MOTIVATION WITH TAARIQA ARCHARY

NICK'S DOG GOES FOR OPERATION

A WAR CRY FOR SIYA KOLISI

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

INTERVIEW - LEE COLE (28 FEBRUARY 2025)

5 Breakfast invited Lee Cole to launch his new single ICE-CREAM and to sing about Thabo's spinach burps.

I BET YOU CANT FIND - RARE DISEASES

Nick Hamman is looking for someone with a rare disease.

GAME ON - WOZA WEEKEND: SHAUN BARTLETT (28 FEBRUARY 2025)

Shaun Bartlett joined Aaron Masemola this morning to discuss the big game this weekend between Sundown and Chiefs.